Blonde Jokes - Answer and Question

Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

A: A translator.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette jump off a bridge, who would hit the water first?

A: The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop to ask for directions.

Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?

A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why does it work?

A: “Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?”

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?

A: “Oh look! Donut seeds!”

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

A: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.